"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
don’t even talk to me
look at me
:) dana :)
Mom Con [jimbenton]